Cramp.
Yes cramp.
Work done by the devil as he taunts you and your new exercise regime.
Like a thousand sharp needles jabbed into you in delicate places.
Now add two dogs who think you are playing with them as you roll around on the floor moaning and clutching your leg.
Taking it in turns to pounce, bite and lick you.
The screaming is mixed with trying not to laugh, as that then tightens the muscles and makes it hurt even more. So the circle of pain continues ... and the biting.. and pouncing ..
It must be the 10th Circle in Dantes Inferno..
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